Can you give me something stronger?

I've tried everything you offered
But I'm still in pain
I've spent money
I tried cortisone and honey
Last night, I got lucky
I think I figured out a way
It feels so good to throw some ass

HAPPY FRIDAY MOTHATRUCKAS

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