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Godzilla05

Bro wtf just go to the bathroom or take a walk. Why do you have to do it in the office?

You could've just stopped at Bro WTF and it would've been the most perfect answer.

The poster formerly known as theAudiophile. Just turned up to 11, like the stereo.
 

Just ghost it or go to the bathroom as much as you need a fat buzz. I always make a comment about drinking too much coffee or water jug, if somebody asks

 

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