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I like the Merc a lot. Every motherfucker with an instagram account has that Porsche leased.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

He says he's a PM. I would normally shit on people for driving cars they can barely afford, but it's probably not a huge percentage for a PM either way. My dream car is a super nice Volvo SUV with all the options. It's like $130K. I like stealth wealth.

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The average non car person does not like the whole SUV coupe body style. I'm a fan of the GLE Coupe especially the 63s with that V8. With that said I'd look at the Macan S, Maserati Levante and Jaguar F Pace. Also if you'd consider a non European option the Jeep Trackhawk is straight nuts.

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"aphenophilia" The average non car person does not like the whole SUV coupe body style. I'm a fan of the GLE Coupe especially the 63s with that V8. With that said I'd look at the Macan S, Maserati Levante and Jaguar F Pace. Also if you'd consider a non European option the Jeep Trackhawk is straight nuts.

The Maserati looks cool and sounds nice to say to chicks, but I heard maintenance is a mofo.

In fact, last year I did automotive analytics for twelve brands including Maserati. One director told me that. 'Maintenance is a mofo..." lol

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yea it's the type of car to lease...depreciation makes Maseratis impractical to buy

"Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry."
 
"GoldenCinderblock" Their aesthetic is the only good thing about them.

Why don't you like them?

The G65 is one of my favorite SUVs...

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

You’re comparing an X6M to a GLE43? And what Cayenne? There’s several engines. The BMW will leave the MB for dead, a better comparison would be the GLE63. The Porsche is the best driver’s car of the bunch, and the nicest inside. The X6 is pretty damn fast. The MB is nice, but again...you need to be comparing the 63, not the 43. And it’s ugly.

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