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Thank you ! I 100% made the right decision and won’t take him back, now I’m focused on what’s next in life for me.

 

No Pizz, he doesn’t have another boyfriend now. Maybe you can keep him company while he rebounds and finds himself.

You’re not homophobic, are you?

 

Of course, I say this out of personal experience. Was also blindsided by a Pinocchio type relatively recently. Moped around for about a month, then pulled myself together and have been thriving ever since. Job is going well, meeting lots of new people, and overall really enjoying my newfound free time. No longer have to be weighed down by my ex's lameness. The same will come to you!

 

This is fucking stupid.  No one gives a fuck about this. Well except the guys here who still need to get their dick sucked for the first time. 

 

You know what, you might be the most professional and polite dude on this site based on your takes and sympathy, you're definitely the best Chad to work with!

 

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