Charlie Sheen wants an Intern

Are you exactly 18? Are you a female? Do you aspire to be a pornstar? Can you PARTY like CHARLIE? Do you have TIGER BLOOD????

Charlie Sheen wants YOU to be his intern!!!

http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/

charlie sheen is the gift that keeps giving... he has singlehandedly filled my past week with entertaining videos to watch and great articles to read

Sheen is having an 8 week, full-time summer internship for someone who will 'leverage his social network' aka help him fraternize better with Sarah Hyland without creeping her out.

You only need to submit a 75 character application explaining why you should be the intern. I have a suspicion that the winning application will include a link to a half-naked picture of a chesty female wearing this t-shirt: http://luvthatshirt.com/popup_image.php?pID=4612&…

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