Chavril

If you live under a rock, you might not know Canadian pop-punk princess and America's (or mine, at least) sweetheart, Avril Lavigne, is engaged to bad@$$ rocker Chad Kroeger of Nickelback.

I've always been totes crushin on my gurl Avril. I was hoping she'd stay single until I got rich and famous enough from my post-banking startup to woo her.

How are you all reacting to this? I'm happy for them, but so much jelly in my belly. Chad Kroeger has it all - the money, the band, the fame, the crib, and now he's got Avril too. It's not fair tbh. Damn.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1692292/avril-la…

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man this is wack. what are you saying? chad krUger is not a badass this dude is industry. the most gangster shit this guy ever did is break a guitar by accident. chad krUger is badass if avril lavigne isnt the lamest teeny bopper of the decade turned sinewy hair-fried rat princess

 

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