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The guidelines discouraging this type of show said that some “casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.”

Classic.

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The guidelines discouraging this type of show said that some “casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.”

Classic.

Ironic much? These things these "show" promote are some of the very same things the Chinese government follows to the core.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Yeah, that's nuts.

That said, the Chinese government is in many ways superior to our own... which one can clearly see looking at the state of the current budget debate - which is turning out to be the most retarded, overly-political, painfully slow process in history.

 

Thought I'd share the story just for shits and giggles but on a serious note and without sounding like some college junior who just discovered ZeroHedge, there is a lot of stuff going on in the world and something tells me shits about to hit the fan over the next couple years.

" A recession is when other people lose their job, a depression is when you lose your job. "
 

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