condom split, what would you do?
Say you were having sex with a girl and the condom split, what would you do?
Assume the girl has slept with 1000+ guys.
Cheers.
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This was the follow up I needed to your last thread. My advice? You only have an STD once youre diagnosed. Schrödinger’s cat principal.
I can't tell if this is a long-troll or if these events are really happening.
Fairly confident this one was just intended to be funny. Up til this thread I think they were all legit
The progression of OPs threads though![]()
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OPs thread topics over the past 6 months have been gold
OP, good on ya for wearing a rubber, but suck it up and get tested
next steps
godspeed
You go on WSO and ask what to do
a 1,000 guys is a slow week for your Mom.
Confused with your mom mate.
damn thats gross
Looks like I left some stones unturned in the timeline I laid out in your other thread...... I figured you'd run into an undercover or end up spending too much money on escorts
However your cheapass used a dollar store condom, hence why you're in this position
Clearly a girl that's slept with 1000+ guys is the escort mentioned in your other thread
I see two problems for you mostly 1- Looks like you ended up getting fucked-- not in the way you wanted to-- in the way of paying child support for 18 years. On the flip side, the escort will not need to fuck anymore clients, when she's going to be fucking you for the next 18 years and you're not even going to get to bust a nut.
2- Potential Diseases. This one's straightforwards. If it doesn't burn, you're good.... If it does- then you got fucked, again not in the way you wanted.
Potential Solutions
1-Just buy her Plan B brah. You didn't swing the five bucks in buying a decent condom in the first place, now you're going to have to end up spending $45, which is still less than 18 years of child support.
2- In the event she refuses to take plan B, move far away, change your name, your numbers, and even your outlook. Still cheaper than 18 years of child support.
Abstain until marriage - the simplest way.
ah, always knew michigan was an incel.
If the girl has actually slept with 1000 dudes I would say its safe to assume she is on birth control?
Go to the doctor and get a penicillin shot. Goodluck
Cauterize the wound.
I feel your pain. I always break condoms because none of them are big enough. Even the magnums. Way too tight, especially on my balls.
They barely fit now, will they even fit once you swap that SL55 for a SL65.....?
I can't imagine.
Well that's one way to say that you banged a prostitute.
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