Crows are so dope. You can train them to pick up money they come across and bring it back to you. 

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Crows are so dope. You can train them to pick up money they come across and bring it back to you. 

haha oh really. I’m gonna train my crow to take away money from your crow. How you like dem apples?

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Tough sitch for you tho cuz I've also got a falcon who eats crows that mess with his lil bro crow. Cash me outside

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

bruh I saw a motha frikken bald eagle today 🦅 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Sharks for me. Went cage diving with white sharks that was almost definable as life changing given how awe inspiring it was to see a 16ft creature right in front of me in its natural habitat and its raw ability to do anything with me if the cage wasn't there. I actually want to free dive with great whites eventually but will be a while to work my way up to that.

 

harpy eagles are very cool and terrifying. The Russian sea eagle is also very cool, I saw one at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh.

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

Saw another bald eagle today. Massive wingspan.

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Nice! I love Capybaras and the Capybara song:

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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The important thing is never to let oneself be guided by the opinion of one's contemporaries; to continue steadfastly on one's way without letting oneself be either defeated by failure or diverted by applause.
 

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