Craigslist

ITT we post Craigslist adds that make us go "wtf."

I'll start: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/res/237198… "Free makeup for your Wedding, prom (Mclean, VA)... I make majic." Seems legit.

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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/res/2366720658.html

hello, I am a 18 year old African American actress who looks between the ages of 15 and 17. I am looking to build up my résumé with experience. so if you would like to know more contact me at : [email protected] and I’ll send you my picture and résumé ps. not interested in pornography/ adult films
And yet she emphasizes that she looks younger... wat
 

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