Credit is for flaccid dudes

You argue about 25 bps. Most credit guys have the charisma of a couch. They sound autistic but not actually all that smart (from a big picture perspective). Why would you spend your life making 10% reading boring legal docs when you can pump 25% IRRs while bossing around senior management in PE? Even chicks think PC dudes are fuuugly

Change my mind. 

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