DATING ADVICE

Hey everyone today I have a really big problem, that untill now anyone was able to solve it, and the problem is the following: When u are in a date and ur going out with someone who doesn't know the greatness of working in IB, how are you able to tell her how great, smart and superior you are? If you explain everything about IB, she will get bored, but if you say just "oh I do a lot of models and give my life to Excel and PowerPoint" that's not gonna get you layed. Have some of my colleagues monkeys solve this problem or have advice? (Contains irony)

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leafblower69s2ndkid

How are you in IB but can’t spell for jack buddy, it’s you’re *

Yeah it’s also “laid” not “layed.” rofl

Thanks for this though, you beat me to it.

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