Dating apps for bankers/PE/HF (male) and fashion week models (female)

So I've been craving a leggy skinny brunette girl lately and my usual strategy of putting "Investor at Tiger Grandcub" on my Hinge profile hasn't been getting me matches with Tier 1 (think Elite/IMG/Ford/Wilhelmina) models and rather less desirable romantic prospects. 

I've been thinking about it and having a dating app exclusively for high financiers (IB/PE/HF/VC) to match all the Beckys making 80K at Wilhelmina with Chad at Apollo making $2.5MM (with carried interest) makes a ton of sense. Each gender career group brings a ton to the table, both the models (looks, prestige, industry connections, access to events/parties) and the high financiers (money, pedigree, soft skills, industry connections).

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