Ok, so the question is... Do you masterbate at the office?
You're pulling an all nighter, its getting late, sexy pop-ups litter your screen - do you ever sneak off to the bathroom for a quick tug?
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No, just pop out for half an hour and see an escort.
Actually, it doesn't happen when I have these popups, but when I see newsflash on a new FED speech being held by the Ben Bernake.
I did during my last internship at the SEC, then again it was part of the corporate culture
I like this thread, the poo flingers need to have a drink and get over themselves.
I don't work enough hours for it to be an issue but if it got to be 3+ 16+ hour days in a row, I could see it being a definite possibility.
Though holiday season means I'd probably spring for an escort indeed.
I have rubbed some out at school in the Business Center when I'm pulling all-nighters. Caffeine and sugar can only do so much...
The irony in the fact that the add on the top of this page is for a vibrating "massager" is killing me
I guess we have a better idea of what sites you are visiting in your spare time, lol.
Regards
I gave you an SB for all the poo-slingers out there.
An under the desk handy never killed anyone.
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