Does anyone recognize this tool (Megan Wants a Millionaire)

I was flipping through the channels just now and found a pretty retarded show on VH1 called Megan Wants a Millionare. It's about this one beat trashy blond chick looking for "love" and the guys on the show are all millionaires..

http://www.vh1.com/shows/megan_wants_a_millionair… -- check it out and look at the third profile

Does anyone here recognize the investment banker named Ryan? He's 31 and brags that he is worth $2,500,000 (made from investment banking). He isn't anyone's VP or Associate by any chance would he?? LOL

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What self respecting person would go on a trashy show like that? Isn't that chick like a pornstar and vastly younger than most of the men on there? The title screams "I'm a Whorish Gold digger"

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

i mean, nice bod, but the face lends support to the theory that dogowners look like their dogs (and not vice-versa)

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"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
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Whether the storms do what, asshole?

Yeah, he's a legit investment banker. He's got a real estate license like every other housewife in Canada.

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Let's see here. He's claims to be an investment banker from Canada, yet he had time to take a couple months off to go to LA to be on a reality show? Either someone is lying, got laid off during the downturn, or works for a really shitty firm with no deal flow. Either way this guy sucks at life, which explains why he ended up on a VH1 reality show.

 

After failing to find love on Rock of Love 2, and then failing to win money on I Love Money, reality TV vixen Megan Hauserman is back and this time she wants it all: a man, and his money. She wants to be the ultimate trophy wife! Seventeen millionaire bachelors from around the country arrive to try and win her heart, but they are quirkier than Megan expected. After an evening of romance, intrigue, and remarkably awkward moments, Megan must say goodbye to three of the millionaires.

Sounds like a winner.

PS, OP how did you even find this?

 
adehboneAfter failing to find love on Rock of Love 2, and then failing to win money on I Love Money, reality TV vixen Megan Hauserman is back and this time she wants it all: a man, and his money. She wants to be the ultimate trophy wife! Seventeen millionaire bachelors from around the country arrive to try and win her heart, but they are quirkier than Megan expected. After an evening of romance, intrigue, and remarkably awkward moments, Megan must say goodbye to three of the millionaires.

Sounds like a winner.

PS, OP how did you even find this?

yet again due diligence seems well in order... this is classic... come to think of it, ave, did you say that on purpose??

random hackneyed words of wisdom

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
togetherasoneI was flipping through the channels just now and found a pretty retarded show on VH1 called Megan Wants a Millionare. It's about this one beat trashy blond chick looking for "love" and the guys on the show are all millionaires..

you're not listening man...

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"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 

I'm wondering.. how the hell is it possible that a plumber named Garth can own 12 cars and fly his girlfriend out to Paris on a private jet??

And here I am busting my balls trying to get into consulting... :S

 

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