Don't Be This Guy

I found this on the Facebook page Douche Spotter. This is why people hate Wall Street people. The Hamptons must be filled with douches this weekend.

"Friday evening, standing room only on the train and this guy and his buddy have their feet up on the seats, taking up room for four. All they talked about for two hours was how much other people in finance made last year. I think they both qualify for this site."

Edit: I don't know why the picture on here is so small but if you can't see it, he is drinking two beers at the same time.

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bengigi

Did he ever think of asking them to take their feet off? Pathetic on both sides if you ask me.

From the person that took the pic:

"Oh, I did make him move. I was in the seat he has his feet on in the photo. He told me "Well it's not going to be very comfortable" and proceeded to jam his knee into mine. Fortuantely, someone got off at the first stop and I got the seat that I took this photo from. If you know this guy, anyone, please tell him he's a giant DB!"

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Hooked on LEAPS

I have, but if you're already a douche to begin with, that is doing nothing to help your case.

Well hang on now, double fisting serves a much larger purpose than making you look like a douche. What if you and your buddies are planning on going to Point A, and the bar is at Point B? Obviously, one drink is never enough if you're tryin to drink so you need to take a second with you. It's just common sense, nothing douchy about it.

 

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