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Felt it in NYC. Coworkers in Boston felt it.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Felt in NJ. Northeasterners just aren't used to natural "disasters".

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 

psh 5.8 is for pussies

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
TheKing
Virginia Tech 4everToo bad D.C. wasn't destroyed.

Yeah, a bunch of dead people would really be great.

If you wanted to be funny, you would've said Martha's Vineyard instead.

I'm with him on the original statement.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
IlliniProgrammerObama is going to blame the earthquake for finishing 36 over par on a 9 hole game.
^ hahahaha

And Glen Beck is going to blame Obama for the earthquake

Get busy living
 

Epicenter 20 miles from my office. Carnage and mayhem everywhere. Just kidding. They brought us smoothies. Back in the office now.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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