Favorite Finance Bro Euphemisms

I’m curious to know from if y’all have a favorite euphemism that you like using in the office to talk about work. I have heard some clever, funny and stupid ones

(I.e the other day I had to pass on going out with some friends because I had “wood to chop” (I was pushing logos around))

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