Finally happened. Life over.

There are times in a person's life that are seared into memory. Forever changing the history and the path. Forever changing the burden and the bright.

Today - I found white/grey pubes. My weekday routine is rushed so this discovery came as an immediate shock. Worse more, it's like a forest fire working it's way through the amazon.

I've experienced many indignities in my 31 years on this earth, but I must come to the overwhelming reality that this is a new low point.

Thoughts and prayers appreciated.

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