FINANCIAL CRISIS EXPLAINED AT UFO EXPO!

A few weeks back I was covering the Bay Area UFO Expo in Santa Clara. Who would have thought this would be the place where I’d find the real reason behind our current financial crisis?

British conspiracy theorist, and all around nutter, David Icke, believes that all world leaders--from George Bush to the Queen of England-- are spawns of a reptilian alien race that have come to earth in order to enslave mankind. The current banking crisis is all a part of their plan, which Icke calls, “The Reptilian Agenda!”

Icke reasons that financial institutions are collapsing in order to centralize power and to create a One World Bank controlled by one group of people—the reptilian race or Illuminati, as he refers to them, so the few can gain control the masses.

“Too bad Merrill Lynch went down. Doesn’t matter, we own Bank of America too!” a paranoid Icke ranted during the 3 day UFO Expo. “They own the banks and it means less competition—the strings are attached by the same force!”

In front of a sold-out crowd, glued to his every word, Icke reasoned the evil reptilian race is doing this in order to create panic and fear in order to reign complete control over a frightened populace.

“That’s how the banking system becomes more centralized,” Icke added, saying it all becomes apparent once you know what they’re doing. “The World Centralized Bank, linked to World Government, linked to a micro-chipped population!”

Icke--a former British sportscaster--was fired from his previous job after he declared himself the Son of God while on air.