Financing a dream

My life is a disadvantage. Im a student living developing country, extremely shy with absolute no social skills. I severely doubt myself about what career would be right for me. My dream has always remained the same: rise an army and invade all the countries of the world. My Grandad is a war veteran and he has always pushed me to follow my dreams no matter how crazy or unrealistic they are and he once said to me that it is often the lunatics that go the furthest. Lately i realized that for my masterplan to develop, i need a financial strategy that enables me to acquire large sums of money and create a budget from which i can pay my mercenaries. Do any one of you know of any investing bank willing to risk it on me? Or if my plan fails, would i be a competitive candidate for a regular job at wall street.

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