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i'm fully immunised, my dude.

probably explains my autism.

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"IRRection"probably explains my autism.

Makes sense

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my understanding of science is based entirely on insights gleaned from goop lab on netflix.

talk to me about your energy fields.

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Can't. Currently have a jade egg in my mouth while inhaling fumes from Gwyneths' vagina candle.

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ah, i see you are also a man of taste.

although, i'm not such a big fan of jade eggs after mine had to be surgically removed from my colon.

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time to test out whether we really were doing god's work

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