Florida Man Allegedly Crashed Into FedEx Truck While Receiving Oral Sex

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-allegedly-cr…

“According to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue who responded to the scene, the SUV allegedly crashed head-on into a FedEx truck on Thursday evening in Fort Lauderdale. The two individuals inside the SUV were reportedly naked.

It was discovered that the driver of the SUV was allegedly receiving oral sex from the female passenger at the time of the crash, WPLG reported.

Receiving oral sex while driving is more common than one might think, with a study conducted by researchers at the University of South Dakota revealing that nearly 37 percent of male students engaged in some manner of sex while behind the wheel.

Two of the students surveyed also reported nearly hitting another vehicle while engaging in sexual activity while driving. One-third of respondents reported speeding while engaging in these activities and 11 percent reported letting go of the steering wheel.

The driver of the SUV suffered unspecified injuries to his groin area.”

 
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dude they said he got hit in the groin - either she bit the dick or he got a metal shaft to the dick

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