Framed Photo of CEO on desk.

Currently working at a BB, doing god’s work. I’m thinking of having a small, framed photo of the bank’s CEO on my desk. Maybe with “God Himself” written on the border. Is this a good idea? Will this help with promotion?

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Love the idea, I don’t think I’d be able to get any work done if I had that though. I’d probably be too distracted (think cumming/jerking-off/beating/yanking my shit/nutting/rubbing-one-out) with constantly having to gaze upon her in all her beauty.

 

she looks the like guy version of 70s donnie osmond

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