Friday Morning Monkeyshines

Wall Street culture has always been portrayed by the media as that of greed, ruthless competition, and gross apathy towards others. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Fact is your typical Tim Sykes-like douchebag is in the minority, while your average monkey is usually the amicable, fun-loving type, as you may have noticed around the boards-especially when they stick plastic genitalia to you on live TV.

Here are 3 hilarious videos to start your day. Have a good one.

Who put this dick on my back???

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Bonus for the dozen or so Patrick Bateman's here:

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Dick on the back is absolutely classic. I love that he totally disregards the camera and reporter and just waves a paper dick around and shouts right in front of CNBC.

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

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] That vid cracks me up all the time! It's even funnier that Miranda Kerr was going to sign the petition not to fire him. lol
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Speaking of Mr. Sykes...

All right i'm Asian so I'm not too bad at this tech stuff but apparently I'm embed retarded today?

"I don't know how else to put this, but... we're over." "Okay. I disagree."
 

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