From Ho to the Big Show: Spitzer's Favorite Hooker Now a Trader

Director Alex Gibney's documentary, "Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer," released this week, detailing the Former New York Gov's epic taste for high-class hoes and gettin' freaky. I've yet to see the doc, but apparently it's worth seeing. It even dabbles in a little conspiracy-theorizing, claiming that Spitzer's downfall may have been orchestrated by a few of the powerful political enemies the guv made while in office. I'm not totally convinced this isn't a part of some liberal conspiracy/campaign to rehab Spitzer's image, but I'm still buying a ticket.

More importantly, in an interview with Deal Journal, Gibney claims that Spitzer's favorite piece of ass at The Emperors Club was not the now-famous DJ: And now Angelina is a commodities trader?

Gibney: Yes. She had a lot of very powerful clients and I guess they were able to teach her things about the way the market worked.[/quote]

I can just picture Spitzer sitting back on some hotel bed and saying to this doe-eyed bombshell something like, "Well, now that I've explained the principles of Leveraged Financing, I'd like you to tongue-bathe my Lieutenant Governor. Do a good job and next week we'll cover the Bulge Bracket."

Possibly the first prostitute in the history of prostitution to spank her clients during BDSM rituals with the Wall Street Journal, and you KNOW she's probably one of the few to actually have read Uncle Eddie's TARP guide.

Please, please join me in the quest to reveal "Angelina's" true identity ... ask your friends ... post on Twitter ... we need to break this before that asshat Henry Blodget does.

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