Fuck Aint' nobody reading

Some 4000 years ago, the first cromagnan smeared some berries on a cave wall and single-handedly altered the history of mankind. It was no doubt by accident--why would an animal, whose survival entirely depends on his talents as hunter-gatherer, waste precious time writing erotic art on his cave walls? The first cave writings are found several kilometers above sea level and in no areas near bodies of water. It easily becomes apparent--the lone cavepainter, consumed in his creative pursuit while his friends consume theirs, is alone not by choice--he is left behind, for he can not swim

In this eruption of literary purging, we wound up with the most acute facets of civilization-- Steinbeck; Rowling; the Bible, and this board, The Pulitzer and Porn***b. Single-handedly, our species  catapulted itself to space for sake of handprints.

Eventually the caveman's chim-pasto gave rise to subtler forms of art, and eventually to Heiroglyphics. Heiroglyphics, while complex, changed into written language. Scholars adrobe in fancy garments and entourages would parade through castles (claiming to) read where others could not.  From there, the real disruption came c 1400--the People learned to write and read. The most powerful nation in the world earned its sovereignty from it's written declarations of independence, and amassed huge armies from its Federalist Papers, all thanks in part to a certain mammoth hunter, BC

4000 years later and the medium is finished. Wordcels are fighting upstream: you simply can not swim fast enough nor frenetically enough to compensate for the tirade of history. We gave man the crafted word, the ability to write what she felt and record what she heard--only to get mogged dead by the wave of STEMgineers and eccentric geniuses salivating over the fame, fortune, and power we Equity Researchers were promised we'd enjoy with a finance degree.


I write all this expecting few would read it.

It is after 4AM where I live

 

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