Funniest Ways To Haze Analysts?

Thinking of unique ways to haze incoming analysts in our bullpen, we already have a few different established ways listed below but want to get a brainstorm going.

1. Chair Pledge
Become a chair whenever someone calls his name

Yoga Pose: Crab (Chatus pada pithma)

2. Brick Pledge 

Has to carry around a brick in his hands on the way to the office, on his way home and while out for lunch

Man holding a brick and a trowel Stock Photo - Alamy

3. TikTok Pledge

He has to make a daily video and upload it on TikTok mocking the "day in the life of an investment banker" posts, complete with vocal fry, zesty mirror selfies and all. Prop info and monitors blurred out of course

day in the life of an investment banker in nyc :D hours worked: 10AM-... | investment  banker day in my life | TikTok

4. Nascar Pledge

Can only make left turns while walking at all times

bro seemed more upset about the pledge task than the bio test #pledgetok

5. Where's My Hug Pledge

Whenever he sees a woman he has to say "where's my hug at" and attempt to hug her

Where his hug at? : r/memes

6. Old Money Pledge

Has to wear a signet ring, barbour jacket and quarter zip all day and speak in a British accent

Cotswold Fox Clothing - Just a little bit of an honour to feature on the @ signetringsocial Instagram page with our Cirencester Quarter Zips! Not long  until our mint quarter zip re-stock, remember

7. Fanny Pack Pledge

Has to wear a fanny pack at all times with adderall, ibuprofen, zyn and a lighter

The Fanny Pack Has Returned. Now Cheer. Or Cringe - WSJ

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