Gekko21

I think gekko21 adds a great deal to this site particularly in the S&T area. With his knowledge and willingness to help others, I think he should be recognized with a thread of his own. Perhaps he will use it like a twitter account and keep us updated on his whereabouts, goings on in the life of Gekko, etc. Who knows? All we know is that he has the Avatar that every freshman at Stern wishes they did.

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blastoise how do you respond to allegations that you unfairly consumed raw candies to do better in battle even though MLP rules strictly prohibit them? don't deny it we all see your cannons have shriveled up and your hydro pumps weaker than a pokemon your level

 

Haha, happy perhaps you should also have a thread of your own as you add a lot to this site particularly in the humor department.

"Rage, rage against the dying of the light." - DT
 
beta26Haha, happy perhaps you should also have a thread of your own as you add a lot to this site particularly in the humor department.
Well you add a lot in the italics department.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee
beta26Haha, happy perhaps you should also have a thread of your own as you add a lot to this site particularly in the humor department.
Well you add a lot in the italics department.

That was odd. Why did I get a monkey shit? I was actually genuinely complimenting happy. He makes a lot of these threads worthwhile to sift through after a long day, and gives solid advice. I thought it was great for him to recognize gekko21, so I thought a similar thing should apply to him. My apologies if it came across as sarcastic. I guess a lot gets lost in the text...

"Rage, rage against the dying of the light." - DT
 
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happypantsmcgee
beta26Haha, happy perhaps you should also have a thread of your own as you add a lot to this site particularly in the humor department.
Well you add a lot in the italics department.

That was odd. Why did I get a monkey shit? I was actually genuinely complimenting happy. He makes a lot of these threads worthwhile to sift through after a long day, and gives solid advice. I thought it was great for him to recognize gekko21, so I thought a similar thing should apply to him. My apologies if it came across as sarcastic. I guess a lot gets lost in the text...

Haters gonna hate bro.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I don't know, DID EKUDEKUD RAPE AND KILL A GIRL IN NINETEEN NINETY?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

See Happy you probably thought I would give you a SB for starting this thread, well you were wrong.........here's two SB. You banana whore.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
Gekko21See Happy you probably thought I would give you a SB for starting this thread, well you were wrong.........here's two SB. You banana whore.
I really wish you wouldn't talk about my love of the nanner in public dude...
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I couldn't agree more Happy. Having met Gekko personally, I'll tell all aspiring S&T monkeys, listen to him he is very intelligent and knows his shit.

 

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