GF says she wants an open relationship (not what you think)

So my on and off again GF who I have recently moved away from wants an open relationship, BUT only for me. She wants me to sleep with other women and wants "receipts". Is this a trap? I am visiting in May and she already lined up a co worker who is down. I am very confused and scared. 

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So my on and off again GF who I have recently moved away from wants an open relationship, BUT only for me. She wants me to sleep with other women and wants "receipts". Is this a trap? I am visiting in May and she already lined up a co worker who is down. I am very confused and scared. 

Dude you're almost 30 and asking if you should stay with a hoe encouraging you to be a hoe? Go find a wife bro, and one that would actually care about you.

 

Can you ask her if she's willing to involve another male for her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 

I mean def wouldn't wife her up now because people like this belong to the streets the degenerates that they are... but have you ever dated a cuckquean? Would not recommend emotionally investing in her knowing this but guy, this is God giving you a free pass. Have a blast while you can and test those limits.

 
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So my on and off again GF who I have recently moved away from wants an open relationship, BUT only for me. She wants me to sleep with other women and wants "receipts". Is this a trap? I am visiting in May and she already lined up a co worker who is down. I am very confused and scared. 

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