Girl didn’t know shit about banking

Was talking with this girl in a sorority on campus and it came up that I was interning in banking over the summer, and she asked why am I going to NYC when they have several banks down the street. I looked at her in disbelief for a good 5 minutes. Immediately got on the phone with my frat bros and she’s now banned from every party, also I started a rumor that she slept with her friends boyfriend and she got kicked out of her sorority. Also I called her parents and told them the same thing (her dads a professor here) Last time I heard of her she dropped out from depression. What an absolute idiot how do you not know shit about banking

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