Mar 09, 2011
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D M - Certified Professional
Human RE
15y

I'm giving up your mom.

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"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M - Certified Professional
Human RE
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D MI'm giving up your mom.
....and going back to yours. Way to keep it in the family, bro

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Shit.

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"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
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happypantsmcgee - Certified Professional
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FriedsI'm giving up all Pork and Pork products for Lent.
And, lemme guess, not combining dairy with meat either?
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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
APAE - Certified Professional
The Pro PE
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I'm not Catholic, but here's a random sampling from people abroad here who are giving up the following: sex, cigarettes, alcohol, international travel, desserts, and pillows (haha really?).

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I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
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A Posse Ad EsseI'm not Catholic, but here's a random sampling from people abroad here who are giving up the following: sex, cigarettes, alcohol, international travel, desserts, and pillows (haha really?).
damn that sounds miserable...
Not all at once haha, I did a bad job writing that. I meant each one of those are something different people said they were giving up.
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I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
D M - Certified Professional
Human RE
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I'm tired UFO :-p

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"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
FullCourtPress26 - Certified Professional
Gorilla AM
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alexpaschI'm turning in my BMW because the lease expires...does that count? ;)
lol, what a sacrafice, God bless your soul my son.
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You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 
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The Pro CO
15y
Buster McGillicudyGiving up sex in all forms. Made it about two weeks last year pulling the whole "40 days and 40 nights card" this year...
I say we put up a betting pool on whether or not you make it, and if not, how many days you go. You don't lose anything, but I would put money up.
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Get busy living
 
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The Pro CO
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Buster McGillicudyGiving up sex in all forms. Made it about two weeks last year pulling the whole "40 days and 40 nights card" this year...
I say we put up a betting pool on whether or not you make it, and if not, how many days you go. You don't lose anything, but I would put money up.
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Get busy living
 
Buster McGillicudy - Certified Professional
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Buster McGillicudyGiving up sex in all forms. Made it about two weeks last year pulling the whole "40 days and 40 nights card" this year...
I say we put up a betting pool on whether or not you make it, and if not, how many days you go. You don't lose anything, but I would put money up.

Ha, we will see what happens at the bar this Friday...

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