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I'm giving up your mom.

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"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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D MI'm giving up your mom.
....and going back to yours. Way to keep it in the family, bro

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Shit.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
FriedsI'm giving up all Pork and Pork products for Lent.
And, lemme guess, not combining dairy with meat either?
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I'm not Catholic, but here's a random sampling from people abroad here who are giving up the following: sex, cigarettes, alcohol, international travel, desserts, and pillows (haha really?).

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
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A Posse Ad EsseI'm not Catholic, but here's a random sampling from people abroad here who are giving up the following: sex, cigarettes, alcohol, international travel, desserts, and pillows (haha really?).
damn that sounds miserable...
Not all at once haha, I did a bad job writing that. I meant each one of those are something different people said they were giving up.
I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

I'm tired UFO :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
alexpaschI'm turning in my BMW because the lease expires...does that count? ;)
lol, what a sacrafice, God bless your soul my son.
You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 
Buster McGillicudyGiving up sex in all forms. Made it about two weeks last year pulling the whole "40 days and 40 nights card" this year...
I say we put up a betting pool on whether or not you make it, and if not, how many days you go. You don't lose anything, but I would put money up.
Get busy living
 
Buster McGillicudyGiving up sex in all forms. Made it about two weeks last year pulling the whole "40 days and 40 nights card" this year...
I say we put up a betting pool on whether or not you make it, and if not, how many days you go. You don't lose anything, but I would put money up.
Get busy living
 
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Buster McGillicudyGiving up sex in all forms. Made it about two weeks last year pulling the whole "40 days and 40 nights card" this year...
I say we put up a betting pool on whether or not you make it, and if not, how many days you go. You don't lose anything, but I would put money up.

Ha, we will see what happens at the bar this Friday...

 

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