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Fuck Princeton. Go work in Washington.

"I wanna Thank the Good Lord for Making me a Capitalist"

"I wanna Thank the Good Lord for Making me a Capitalist"
 
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TheKingThe single worst analyst I've EVER encountered was from Princeton.
Really?

http://morningcereal.wordpress.com/ Morning Cereal.

Yeah. It was weird as shit. I expected her to be decent and at least work hard. Instead, she was a lazy sack of shit who couldn't do the most basic tasks even after being on the job for 6+ months. She lasted a year and left to pursue more academics. I'm pretty sure she was forced out, but who knows.

 

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