Handicap bathrooms

Depends on the look they have on their face. They have probably ran into that situation before anyway. But, even non-handicap people enjoy taking deuces in comfort. No one likes to be confined to a 4 ft wide stall.

just did at starbucks, but no knock knock, if it did happen i'd finish up and play dumb. got called out once by an old man who asked me wtf i was doing in his bathroom... well the regular ones were down 2 flights of stairs and his was right there, and i was in a hurry, sorry dude

LOL +1

if i walk out of a handicap bathroom and see a guy on a wheelchair waiting on me. i just pretend im retarded and start limping and shit.

Start limping. If your legs are numb from shitting, you'll look like a natural.

I'll even take this one further....Sorry if I offend anyone, but I have be distracted by many thoughts today.

Where do midgets pee in public places? I know they have those baby urinals but i feel as if they muster up the courage and climb their personal mount olympus of the porcelain and pop a squat.

Any body witness or can add comment?

I used to only shit in the handicapped stalls in my office bldg...

Till one day I saw a guy in an electric wheelchair crashing into the walls n stuff trying to back up into it...

Felt terrible, he needs the extra wide stall more than my fat ass.

Ill stick to the regular shitters for now.

This is how us non-handicapped users of handicapped stalls feel:

There is a Curb Your Enthusiasm about this..."Well then you wait."