Have you ever had an apartment building neighbor that made you lose sleep? How did you handle it? And did the person continue to make noise after your complaint?

Given the thinness of the walls and the thinness of the floors / ceilings of almost all US apartment buildings, noise is frequently a big issue. 
 

Have you ever had a neighbor that disrupted your sleep? And how did you handle the issue? Did the person keep on disturbing you ?

 
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I'll take "Talk to Him Like an Adult" for 400 please. 
God consultants are cheese dicks. 

 

Consultants - constantly equivocate, never take hard positions so u have somewhere to hide regardless, use shit ton of bizarre corporate buzz-words to hide the fact that you're just sayin' smtg basic af, avoid conflict

 

If you've already tried the rational adult response, allow me to propose stooping to a lower level:

  • Buy a cheap microwave from Walmart for like $20.
  • Go to a nearby park and collect as much dog doodie as you can.
  • Wait until night and dress in a way that covers your face or any identifying marks.
  • Run the microwave OUTSIDE, to warm up the poop.
  • Proceed to smear it all over their door/front stoop w/o elaborating every night that they do this.
  • Continue until they get the message and turn down their music.
 

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