Hear me out: Cards Against Humanity (Finance Edition)

This is a shower thought. Who thinks that finance people love shitting on themselves and having a laugh?

You could make topic cards such as "Why did the deal fail?", "Why isn't the deck done?", and "Why are you bottom bucket?"

And answer cards such as "My Associate", "The GS SF Analysts Leaving", "An incompetent MD", and "The God Damn Logos"

Anyone think this would be fun?

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