I was taking my Trig math quiz today, made a mistake when calculating circle revolutions/minute in unit conversion; probably got an 89. Thoughts?
*high school freshman
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At least you didn't get caught masturbating
You'll never make it in fínánce with that kind of track record.
No way you have a shot man, you blew it. There's kids born at target hospitals lined up with 2020 SA gigs at tier 1 day cares (think Kindercare). Good luck.
youre being sarcastic but your comment is true in a way
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UPDATE - Ended up scoring an 80. Overall grade dropped from a 91.38 to an 89.76. I'm at risk of getting a B, but still have multiple quizzes yet to be handed back, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed
Sui is your only option. RIP m8.
Maybe you can be HR if you're lucky.
Id look at boutiques and MMs in your area.
stfu
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Sounds like you’re destined to be an art major
Probably consider doing community college and trying to jump to a semi-target, if you can even do that. Id look at a non-front office role and just hope you can make a lateral move at this stage.
Ivy day was yesterday for this kid, I'm really curious about what happened to him.
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