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Wow, hilarious.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Chill out, it's really not that deep. I'm surprised to see such a negative reaction from everyone - it was just a surface level observational joke about something very mundane I'm sure a lot of people could have related to. 

 

Because it’s cucked beta-ism fused with weirdly common mainstream jokes “lol white guys! Amirite!” That are basically just racism lite that isn’t offensive but is extremely tiresome. Hate to see someone like you caught up by these two things.

There’s a good chance you’re actually a pretty interesting unique person. Give yourself a chance and don’t let mainstream media tell you you’re a loser

 

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