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Eh, most undergrad girls think it's creepy as hell when MBA guys hit on them. And in b-school guys who hit on undergrads are looked down upon.

There is plenty of hooking up within the b-school, but a lot are already in relationships from before, and the gender ratio isn't that great (although it is improving), so you end up seeing a ton of guys competing for a small number of single attractive women.

 
mbavsmfin

Eh, most undergrad girls think it's creepy as hell when MBA guys hit on them. And in b-school guys who hit on undergrads are looked down upon.

There is plenty of hooking up within the b-school, but a lot are already in relationships from before, and the gender ratio isn't that great (although it is improving), so you end up seeing a ton of guys competing for a small number of single attractive women.

tinder bro
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mbavsmfin

Eh, most undergrad girls think it's creepy as hell when MBA guys hit on them.

BULLSHIT. I've seen underclassmen girls in my dorm floor dating guys in their late 20s. I even know a girl in the class above mine engaged to a professor (she's like 22 and he's in his 30s).

 

I can only speak for my school, where the undergrad girls are creeped out by MBA guys showing up to the bars and hitting on them. The follies at my school did a whole skit on this and calling out those guys specifically by name.

Attractive undergrad girls have their pick of attractive athletic guys their age, so why would they go for older MBA guys in their mid-late 20's?

 
mbavsmfin

I can only speak for my school, where the undergrad girls are creeped out by MBA guys showing up to the bars and hitting on them. The follies at my school did a whole skit on this and calling out those guys specifically by name.

Attractive undergrad girls have their pick of attractive athletic guys their age, so why would they go for older MBA guys in their mid-late 20's?

Because women are often attracted to older men? Seriously? What a dumbshit comment.

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The "women like older guys" phenomena is much less pervasive among college girls, who are generally more immature and prefer dating/hooking up with guys in their age range. Again, it's possible that things are very different at john2's university.

 
mbavsmfin

The "women like older guys" phenomena is much less pervasive among college girls, who are generally more immature and prefer dating/hooking up with guys in their age range. Again, it's possible that things are very different at john2's university.

I disagree, but whatever.
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mbavsmfin

The "women like older guys" phenomena is much less pervasive among college girls, who are generally more immature and prefer dating/hooking up with guys in their age range. Again, it's possible that things are very different at john2's university.

Most undergrad age guys no nothing about charming or pleasing women.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
Tony Snark mbavsmfin:

The "women like older guys" phenomena is much less pervasive among college girls, who are generally more immature and prefer dating/hooking up with guys in their age range. Again, it's possible that things are very different at john2's university.

Most undergrad age guys no nothing about charming or pleasing women.

yeah bro, we don't have an advanced olfactory routine yet
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GoldenCinderblock Tony Snark: mbavsmfin:

The "women like older guys" phenomena is much less pervasive among college girls, who are generally more immature and prefer dating/hooking up with guys in their age range. Again, it's possible that things are very different at john2's university.

Most undergrad age guys no nothing about charming or pleasing women.

yeah bro, we don't have an advanced olfactory routine yet

Ha! Ha! That's way beyond undergrad level; it's more Ph.D. bro-ology stuff. I was talking about the basics like loving her long enough for her to reach a climax. None of that gone in 60 seconds stuff. Also, it helps if you know how to reload quickly.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 
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Tony Snark GoldenCinderblock: Tony Snark: mbavsmfin:

The "women like older guys" phenomena is much less pervasive among college girls, who are generally more immature and prefer dating/hooking up with guys in their age range. Again, it's possible that things are very different at john2's university.

Most undergrad age guys no nothing about charming or pleasing women.

yeah bro, we don't have an advanced olfactory routine yet

Ha! Ha! That's way beyond undergrad level; it's more Ph.D. bro-ology stuff. I was talking about the basics like loving her long enough for *her* to reach a climax. None of that *gone* in 60 seconds stuff. Also, it helps if you know how to reload quickly.

If you haven't banged in a while, cumming from a bj first and then going a few rounds helps. Also, alcohol and Xanax is magical shit. I've had to just give up on orgasms before due to benzos.

Also, some guys don't realize this, but if you bust and just keep going past those ~8 seconds of "fuck this, I'm out," you're born anew and can go again!

And doggy is the perfect opportunity to remove the condom, so do it early on! She'll be all like, 'whoa! I'm fucking a magician!'

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mbavsmfin

Attractive undergrad girls have their pick of attractive athletic guys their age, so why would they go for older MBA guys in their mid-late 20's?

Not all athletic guys are attractive and not all girls are attracted ot athletic guys. Surprisingly girls are more attracted to personality than guys are. If you work out, eat right, and take care of your skin, you would prob only look a couple years older than them.

 
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ask @Brady4MVP, oh wait nevermind..

Ha! Ha! Let's ask @"happypantsmcgee". He's the jack of all trades.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

I think I have seen it all happen. Hook up or long term relationships with classmates, teammates, other grad students, undergrads. Some turned into engagement before graduation. Some fell apart before we left. And some people did it multiple times (e.g. dated multiple people in class). On the flip side, there were long term relationships, engagements, marriage broken (with cheating thrown in here and there). And there are many who held everything together and did pretty well with what they came in with.

 

Yeah, the amount of drama in b-school is pretty ridiculous. It's like high school all over again except that the students are in their mid-late 20's. Both funny and sad.

 
mbavsmfin

Yeah, the amount of drama in b-school is pretty ridiculous. It's like high school all over again except that the students are in their mid-late 20's. Both funny and sad.

Sitcom needed
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B-school is not like HS at all. Except for extracurriculars, HS is one giant exercise of mental masturbation.

[quote=Matrick][in reply to Tony Snark"]Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand. [/quote] [quote=BatMasterson][in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip] Sensible advice.[/quote]
 

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