Hostile takeover of a lemonade stand?
Some guy on here was bragging about a hostile takeover that he performed.
Well, I found out that he was referring to a lemonade stand(he currently runs this now).
I was running a stand selling Air Heads I had stolen from the "mispackaged" dumpster behind the factory near my house in elementary school. A neighborhood middle schooler who was one of my rivals rode his bike by and pushed my stand over. I knew his personality and knew he'd come right back around if I didn't act upset and set back up. I set back up, but I had a butter knife this time in my front pocket. When I saw him coming and he slowed down a bit, I stuck the knife through his front spokes. He flipped over his handlebars and broke half his face.
could've been an oscar winner this year
Pretty dull, it's only clever to pea brains
Kool aid ftw
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