Hot or Not: Wall Street Edition

I thought we might take a breather from serious talk today and engage in a little people watching. To be more specific in a little people rating. Even more specifically, ogling rich kids and playing our own WSO version of hot or not.

Since my picture embedding skills are far from par and I am currently recovering from a radioactive combination of bourbon barrel aged stout and chicken fried bacon I will kindly encourage you to click on the previous link, as well as, this one in order to meet our lovely contestants.

As you can see this post is for the women of WSO, as well as, the men. So let's have a grand old time, grading, berating and verbally slaying the minute imperfections of these children of privilege and power.

On a separate but related note: how many of you guys care if the girl you are dating is filthy rich?

So much is made in society about how much moneyed men attract women, but does it work both ways? Truth be told I wouldn't touch Ivanka Trump with a totem pole...Emma Hall on the other hand...

So who do you guys like? Any of them jump out more at you if you know how much cha-ching is behind them? Let's have some fun and keep it civil... or not.

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Good choice.

Midas Mulligan MagooOn a separate but related note: how many of you guys care if the girl you are dating is filthy rich?

I might just be blowing smoke up my own ass, but (at the moment) I feel like I wouldn't want a chick who's fairly loaded. I want to try and make my own way, stand on my own two, and become wealthy. At this point, I'm more excited about the challenge and journey (as opposed to the actual material wealth) so if I fall flat on my face, I can definitely live with that.

 

Caroline and Chrissy Jones are at UVa = VD infested sluts.

I think this list kind of proves Ben Stein's point--most of the rich Wall Street types are liberal Democrats, so we ought to figure out a way of taxing them into poverty (well, that part is mine) as they've implicitly stated is fair.

As my father used to say, "Son, marry 'em dirty ugly and filthy rich."

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Virginia Tech 4everI think this list kind of proves Ben Stein's point--most of the rich Wall Street types are liberal Democrats, so we ought to figure out a way of taxing them into poverty (well, that part is mine) as they've implicitly stated is fair.

What Ben Stein quote are you referring to?

 

Hmm interesting.

Uneducated poor tend to be Republicans Middle class/upper middle class tend to be Democrats Upper class tends to be Republicans Ultra premium platinum plus upper class tends to be liberal Democrats?

 
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Spirit of LAHmm interesting.

Uneducated poor tend to be Republicans Middle class/upper middle class tend to be Democrats Upper class tends to be Republicans Ultra premium platinum plus upper class tends to be liberal Democrats?

Virginia Tech 4everI doubt the uneducated poor in urban America tends to be Republican.

The uneducated poor swing both ways- the bible belt and midwest skews republican, but underprivileged minorities, women, and unions vote dem.

Your assessment of the middle class makes sense; they have been liberalized by universities, but do not yet feel the sting of high taxes.

The upper class, as I am guessing you mean it, are doctors/lawyers/businessmen who derive most of their income from their salary. So I can see why they would oppose high personal income taxes.

Finally, the super rich are almost saying "screw you, got mine". They are rich, and derive most of their income from capital gains. Let's see how liberal they are when a democrat proposes treating cap gains as ordinary income.

To get back to the thread, that younger Swedish Princess is hot. Seconding Ivanka.

 
Virginia Tech 4everI doubt the uneducated poor in urban America tends to be Republican.

econ, not referring to a specific quote. He's been saying it for a few years--you can google something like "Ben Stein supports raising taxes on the rich or wealthy".

Yeah that's true, urban poor lean left. I guess I was just thinking rural poor.

 
RE_BankerYou will never be as rich as their father....that's gotta suck

Not really. Passing on working my ass off and risking everything to become a multi-billionaire and instead rolling around in easy millions with a hot girl? Sure, I'll take that instead.

You also forget about when he dies...

 

Look at it this way. Whats better slaving for 80 plus hours a week for under a million a year or fucking a hot chick for 80 hours a week and spending her daddys money while sailing around the world.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heisterLook at it this way. Whats better slaving for 80 plus hours a week for under a million a year or fucking a hot chick for 80 hours a week and spending her daddys money while sailing around the world.

Maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I suspect it's not nearly as much fun to spend money you didn't earn. A lot of these kids don't look that happy to me: http://www.hulu.com/watch/174635/born-rich

 

[quote=econ]Maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I suspect it's not nearly as much fun to spend money you didn't earn. A lot of these kids don't look that happy to me: http://www.hulu.com/watch/174635/born-rich[/quote]

I watched that documentary a couple months ago. It was pretty interesting. I will say that Ivanka Trump appeared to be the most well adjusted of all the people in that movie.

 
econ][quote=heisterLook at it this way. Whats better slaving for 80 plus hours a week for under a million a year or fucking a hot chick for 80 hours a week and spending her daddys money while sailing around the world.

Maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I suspect it's not nearly as much fun to spend money you didn't earn. A lot of these kids don't look that happy to me: http://www.hulu.com/watch/174635/born-rich[/quote]

Yeah, I think ultimately you/I/we would not take for granted coming into money as many on this site have come from standard middle class backgrounds. While it probably isn't as fun spending someone's money, it certainly can't be boring. And like some have pointed out, is the trade off between spending your money or somebody else's really going to be a big deal if it means you aren't working 80+ hours a week and you get to travel the world and spend time with someone you (presumably) love?

That's a no brainer.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
TwoFloorsAnyone else surprised blankfein is going to goldman?

both of them...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

kara leigh dimon looks dtf

"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding
 

List 1: Caroline - hot! Very ..how to say it...effable Chrissy - meh, her friend is hotter Caroline - hottie Dotti - nottie. I feel bad for Dotti. Let's hope she is smart/nice Julia - ok, maybe not the best photo Laura - clearly a troll Kara - still youthful and cute enough to get away with being a little plump Jackie - just say no Chrissie - cant make out much from a pixelated photo, but i'd say much better than Jackie. Looks a bit like Julia Roberts Richie - mr Fuld has remarkably ugly children... Ivanka - long time fan, absolutely adorable, even if she put on a little weight recently Donald Jr and Eric - unlike mr. Fuld, Trump chose well and all his kids won the genetic lottery Emma - not only cute, she also looks easy! win win Meritt - is he balding? good bone structure though Jonathan - let's hope he is as smart as his dad, since he hadn't turned out a whole lot better in the looks department Sonia - i thought it was an article about the offspring, why is she there? Elise - considering that the pic is really blurry, i'm gonna guess she looks rather unappealing Alex - looks like a peasant

List 2: Catherine - cute, but clearly a fattie Rob - chubby; his friend on the right looks like david beckham Nell - cute, but not remarkable. And it is definitely not her fashion sense that got her the spot of the fashion column writer Charlie - plain Joshua - what a nerd. i'm sure some find his look endearing Bettina - i kinda know her through a friend, she used to be smoking, and is still pretty hot, considering her age Sarah - common ore Niederhoffer's daughters - their only accomplishment in the looks department is not being butt ugly Lisa - Looks passionate and intense, would be a shame if a face like hers was wasted on a fattie :( Zibby - all I have to say is Ne-e-e-eight!

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ArgonautKara - still youthful and cute enough to get away with being a little plump

What's your definition of skinny? Olive oil from the popeye cartoon? KLD is not overweight in the slightest bit.

 
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ArgonautKara - still youthful and cute enough to get away with being a little plump

What's your definition of skinny? Olive oil from the popeye cartoon? KLD is not overweight in the slightest bit.

I didn't say she was overweight. I said she was plump. She is DEFINITELY not skinny

More is good, all is better
 
ArgonautList 1: Caroline - hot! Very ..how to say it...effable Chrissy - meh, her friend is hotter Caroline - hottie Dotti - nottie. I feel bad for Dotti. Let's hope she is smart/nice Julia - ok, maybe not the best photo Laura - clearly a troll Kara - still youthful and cute enough to get away with being a little plump Jackie - just say no Chrissie - cant make out much from a pixelated photo, but i'd say much better than Jackie. Looks a bit like Julia Roberts Richie - mr Fuld has remarkably ugly children... Ivanka - long time fan, absolutely adorable, even if she put on a little weight recently Donald Jr and Eric - unlike mr. Fuld, Trump chose well and all his kids won the genetic lottery Emma - not only cute, she also looks easy! win win Meritt - is he balding? good bone structure though Jonathan - let's hope he is as smart as his dad, since he hadn't turned out a whole lot better in the looks department Sonia - i thought it was an article about the offspring, why is she there? Elise - considering that the pic is really blurry, i'm gonna guess she looks rather unappealing Alex - looks like a peasant

List 2: Catherine - cute, but clearly a fattie Rob - chubby; his friend on the right looks like david beckham Nell - cute, but not remarkable. And it is definitely not her fashion sense that got her the spot of the fashion column writer Charlie - plain Joshua - what a nerd. i'm sure some find his look endearing Bettina - i kinda know her through a friend, she used to be smoking, and is still pretty hot, considering her age Sarah - common ore Niederhoffer's daughters - their only accomplishment in the looks department is not being butt ugly Lisa - Looks passionate and intense, would be a shame if a face like hers was wasted on a fattie :( Zibby - all I have to say is Ne-e-e-eight!

hahaha argonaut's critical review. was semi expecting this mate

 

Dating a rich chick is sweet come dinner and vacation time. Other than that its nothing special except they like 1000 dollar hand bags for valentines day and other annoying shit like that.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgeeDating a rich chick is sweet come dinner and vacation time. Other than that its nothing special except they like 1000 dollar hand bags for valentines day and other annoying shit like that.

If you know what you are doing, her daddy can give you a MAJOR boost in your career. XD See that dude that went to HBS without undergrad degree; Bush's daughter's ex-bf, Bush hooked him up with a sweet job.

More is good, all is better
 
ArgonautIf you know what you are doing, her daddy can give you a MAJOR boost in your career. XD See that dude that went to HBS without undergrad degree; Bush's daughter's ex-bf, Bush hooked him up with a sweet job.

Seriously? I didn't know that was possible. What's his name?

I suspect he had a pretty impressive story anyway, otherwise he wouldn't be dating a president's daughter. Maybe he lacked an undergrad degree, but I suspect he had other solid credentials.

 
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porkbelliesKara Leigh Dimon....what a fox.

Highly suspect picture - you can't tell if she's fat or not

It is a little iffy. But judging from the cut of her jaw line I'm gonna go with not fat > fox.

 

She is def. chubby, look at her arms - they are bigger around than yours (and it's not muscle) and plump all the way to her wrists.

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ArgonautShe is def. chubby, look at her arms - they are bigger around than yours (and it's not muscle) and plump all the way to her wrists.

Her arms are not bigger than Million Dollar Man's.

But seriously, you cannot say her arms are fat from looking at that picture. They look pretty normal to me. And that top she is wearing obviously is sturdy material to hold up her massive guns, so I don't think she is chubby down to her waist either.

We need a Duke kid who is friends with her on BookFace to chime in here.

 

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