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Monkeys what are your thoughts on girls in Houston? Slutty? Curvy? Fat?
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Monkeys what are your thoughts on girls in Houston? Slutty? Curvy? Fat?
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Spend your weekends on 6th Street in Austin and don't look back...
THIS.
great intelligent human beings.
Is it really that bad?
no
No. These guys have apparently never looked at a fucking map and don't realize that Houston is 3.5 hours away from Austin.
You can hang out in Midtown or on Washington Ave and be surrounded by dumb sluts. Rice Village is more laid back. There are also a few places in upper Kirby or the Galleria area that are worth visiting as well.
If you are working in Houston, befriend a guy who either went to Texas, A&M, or SMU/TCU and get them to bring girls out to Midtown or Washington (the former first). That or do the same with someone who grew up in Houston and moved away after high school. Houston is full of Texas and A&M grads. They will know the chicks from school who moved to Houston. Problem solved.
As someone who isn't from Texas and went to a Big 10 school this is SPOT ON. Great advice.
fat chicks everywhere. people love eating in houston, including their precious bbq and 2000+ calorie el tiempo fajitas and margaritas with a pound of sugar. i would say dallas or austin has better talent.
It’s called “Dudeston” for a reason
Houston is a monster city, most people live in the 'burbs and don't bother coming to the hot spots every weekend. Midtown/Montrose, Washington Ave and Rice are hot spots, but like any big, international city you are going to get all kinds of different people, and women here are no different. It gets really hot in the summer... be prepared.
Once again, how about you book a trip to said area and find out for yourself?
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