How do you actually quit?

I recently accepted an internship offer at a EB. But in the meanwhile I had open applications for far better banks (the upside is worth it). I think that I will actually get the offer from one of the banks, but in that case. How do you actually quit/resign once you're in the office? Who do you speak to? I hope this question doesn't sound stupid but I don't have any actual work experience so I'm still green about this

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 How do you actually quit/resign once you're in the office?

You just simply stand up and say "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you," then "fuck it - I'm out." This is usually the proper way. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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ask your dad

are you implying his dad hit it and quit it

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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