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"Hi, is this the Porsche dealership? This is X calling from Goldman (got to get that in there), I was wondering um... how do you pronounce your name? No... please don't hang up..."

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sneed and feed

two obviously. call the dealership and ask

You're right. I have performed analytics for the auto industry, including overseeing two Porsche locations among other luxury brands. I was just looking to take a survey. Some people say it differently, but as you said the correct answer is two syllables. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

U dumb. It’s not even Poor-scha. Porsche is German and you pronounce the “e” as “eh”. Uncultured pig. Learn before you speak your dumb mind.

 

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