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"Hi, is this the Porsche dealership? This is X calling from Goldman (got to get that in there), I was wondering um... how do you pronounce your name? No... please don't hang up..."

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sneed and feed

two obviously. call the dealership and ask

You're right. I have performed analytics for the auto industry, including overseeing two Porsche locations among other luxury brands. I was just looking to take a survey. Some people say it differently, but as you said the correct answer is two syllables. 

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U dumb. It’s not even Poor-scha. Porsche is German and you pronounce the “e” as “eh”. Uncultured pig. Learn before you speak your dumb mind.

 

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