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Rupert PupkinHey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?

lol

Most of the thin, attractive races of the world (not Americans btw) drink water and tea, eat vegetables, fish, lean meat, and so on.

Smarten the fuck up idiot.

 
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Rupert PupkinHey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?

lol

Most of the thin, attractive races of the world (not Americans btw) drink water and tea, eat vegetables, fish, lean meat, and so on.

Smarten the fuck up idiot.

American isn't a race.

Smarten the fuck up idiot.

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rpcas
Rupert PupkinHey thanks for letting us all know that we can probably kick your ass. Who the fuck drinks hot water or tea aside from pussies and weird chicks?

lol

Most of the thin, attractive races of the world (not Americans btw) drink water and tea, eat vegetables, fish, lean meat, and so on.

Smarten the fuck up idiot.

Actually, I drink about a gallon of water every day and I've run multiple marathons. I just don't see the need to heat it up or mix it with tea and then discuss it for no reason on an open forum like a tool. Try being on here for longer than a few months before you start posting dumb shit and telling people to smarten the fuck up, especially after you refer to American as a race.

 
JeffSkillingWho the fuck drinks hot water?

Lol. This.

And i'm a health freak so i drink ~gallon a day.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

It's crazy how hydrating and altering the lighting completely changes your complexion!

But yes, drink more water.

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Have a gatorade bottle 20 fl oz. on my desk at all times that I refill with water. Have a bottle every 30 minutes, have to also pee every hour.

Well over 3 liters, and even over 1 gallon. I usually try for 2 gallons a day, helps my terrible skin.

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Yea I aim for over a gallon per day. Also helps curb hunger

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I currently drink about 400 grams of whey protein a day. That comes to about 2.37 liters. I drink 200 grams of carbo gain; which is about 2 liters. I also drink lots of water on top of that.

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I currently drink about 400 grams of whey protein a day. That comes to about 2.37 liters. I drink 200 grams of carbo gain; which is about 2 liters. I also drink lots of water on top of that.

You're probably BSing but if not, stop. You're not putting on 5 pounds of muscle a week, you don't need that much protein. Nevermind that it's bad for your kidneys.

 

I drink a ton of water and I look old as fuck for my age. Forehead wrinkles and all. And I piss a lot.

I just like water, yo.

 

Worse case scenario you get frequent bathroom breaks at work

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
 

I have to laugh at this. Here I am telling of a rather healthy habit and all you Americans start flaming me. It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.

 
rpcas It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.

U.S.A. U.S.A.

:P

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rpcasI have to laugh at this. Here I am telling of a rather healthy habit and all you Americans start flaming me. It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.

Um, we are proud of that...

 
rpcasI have to laugh at this. Here I am telling of a rather healthy habit and all you Americans start flaming me. It's as if Americans are proud to be be burger eating, coffee drinking, fat cunts.

Hey faggot, if you've got a problem with the red white and blue then get the fuck off a forum all about getting jobs with America (and the world's) most prestigious banks.

I'm sure if drinking fair trade organic water gets you all flustered then you can find a forum for that shit.

 

1 gallon. (srs) It's annoying though since I have to go piss every half hour or so.

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Wow. Looks like rpcas is gunning for the most despised user award. I have some competition.

FWIW, Buffett never drinks water. Only cherry coke.

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seabirdWow. Looks like rpcas is gunning for the most despised user award. I have some competition.

FWIW, Buffett never drinks water. Only cherry coke.

The secret to investing success. And diabetes.

 

This "Americans!" thing is getting old... I bet your ass would whine the moment one of us mentioned a stereotype about any other group of people too, huh? gtfo. Finding your thread boring as hell =/= being proud of having a population considered to most as fat or only being concerned with prestige/HBS.

But honestly, who the fuck drinks hot water?

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

First of all, coffee, orange juice, etc all have water in them. In fact, coffee has something like 95% water, and OJ is like 88% water.

Second of all, you were bound to get flamed for this post, no matter the intent, and you should have known that. If you can't just roll with the punches, you're going to get shit on a lot more.

Third, and most importantly:

This guy may be a dick, socially awkward, or whatever, but he is right.

Most people in general forget to drink water throughout the day, and it really is important. It helps curb hunger, keeps you awake and aware, and, obviously, you need it to live. While this topic may be random/boring, he makes a good point. Think about your water intake, it's important.

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AmphipathicIt is impossible to find a girl from mainland China willing to drink cold water. Other than that though, who does drink hot water?

I have dated at least 3-4 from mainland china, and you are right. I never even thought about it.

 
AmphipathicIt is impossible to find a girl from mainland China willing to drink cold water. Other than that though, who does drink hot water?

I have dated at least 3-4 from mainland china, and you are right. I never even thought about it.

 

OP makes a valid point...i dont see why he is hated for this!! agreed its all too strange n weird way to draw attention and post a forum topic but what he said is damn fuckn true!! i have been guzzling down diet coke after coke but nvr water really....thanks man for posting this....

n regarding som1 above making the point that this aint a health forum.....seriously we should be thankful for how many of us do check out health forums and that too to know how much water to drink!!

Kid made his point...got flamed but saved few lives in the process....

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." ~George Moore
 

I take issue with your grammar, but agree with your message

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I drink a lot of water. I don't drink caffeine at all. Soda never appealed to me much. I've never just had hot water for the sake of it. Once or twice when I was really congested and had no tea .. do Asian people normally drink hot water? That's so odd.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

kidney donor, they recommended me 2L-3L of water per day + whatever else. true on the warm water thing in china.... in winter if you try to order anything cold they look at you funny. imagine a bar full of room temperature beer!! its horrible

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