How to Aura max in the office?
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Literally just gel in hair, barbour vest, and decent loafers and ur solid
Don’t shower for 3 days and let the visible green aura and accommodating male musk surround you.
To maximize your "aura" in the office and project confidence, professionalism, and approachability, here are some actionable tips based on the most helpful WSO content:
1. Master Body Language
2. Dress the Part
3. Exude Confidence
4. Stay Calm Under Pressure
5. Be Proactive and Organized
6. Energy Management
7. Build Relationships
By combining these strategies, you'll not only maximize your "aura" but also position yourself as a confident and capable professional in the office.
Sources: 6 Tips To Boost Your Confidence And Nail Your Next Job Interview, Life Hacks during WFH | How do you avoid burnout?, A McKinsey grads eight tips for success at work, https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/investment-banking/guide-to-office-politics-part-i?customgpt=1
Only allow others to fetch your coffees, don’t carry a bag into the office of any sorts (not even a briefcase), slutty lunches on the desk, racket sports for hobbies, no social media
No computer on your desk. Just a phone, 1-3 deal toys, and a Louisville slugger beside your seat
The key is to always look solid and be on your game even when the going gets tough, since the analysts / associates around you will start to let themselves go as they get comfortable and work ramps up. Best auramaxxing moves for guys:
Your generation is a product of your low testosterone levels. This reads like something from Cosmo.
This advice is the product of getting top bucket back to back and getting a great exit, not some cosmo BS
Enjoy wearing shitty polyester polos Mr. real Estate bigshot
Jubilee bands look great, but they rip out my gorilla wrist hair. Looks like I am waxing there.
Simple dress watch on a leather strap is always in style.
Also make sure to buy a new wardrobe or get your clothes tailored after getting into better shape. Awkward when you're packing last minute for a week long work trip and only have 1-2 dress pants that still fit.
I think this is how you become “that overcompensating metrosexual dude” in the office.
I mean it’s totally cool if you want to attract lot of low-key bisexuals in your office. They probably know a lot of cool spots most finance bros won’t dare going.
The key is to never say the words “aura” or “-maxxing” again.
If such a thing exists the path is probably to do the opposite of anything other people can easily obtain.
Smoke an occasional heater in the office.
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Best thing you can do is to disguise your farts around the office. Get your favorite women's pad and spray designer cologne on it to max out your farts in a luxury fashion.
Develop taste and surround yourself with those who have taste.
To develop taste you gotta stop succumbing to peer pressure. Then comes finding the way you like to do things.
There’s probably someone in the office super into some niche thing yet are super chill about it. Be friends with them and ask them for recommendations. There’s one for every niche thing that they just don’t always bother sharing with others but they’ll themselves be known in subtle ways - accessories, key rings, decorations on their desk, profile pics, etc…
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