How to get lucky with a SVP

As my first post I would like to introduce myself a bit first very briefly. Just finished my last year of college and would like to share my experience I just had on Thursday. So at my school the director of internships and career services set me up with an SVP for a retail bank where I would observe PWM before going to my first big boy job where I will do the FA program at the same bank. The SVP is a female, white, late 30s, no kids but divorced, and is very much your average upperclass banking woman who looks like a 8/10. We are scheduled to meet a couple times a week and so for the first meeting i go to her office and we chat for probably 3 hours and she asks how I did in school, interests in finance, etc. Oddly she asks if I have a girlfriend and I had said no and then she had ended the conversation pretty quickly after that. It was pretty awkward but I didn't mind it I guess as she is not some hideous freak and I quite frankly don't have much game with women, I guess I would describe my self as a non-athletic version of Channing Tatum lol. The 2nd meeting comes along and that is where it all changed. She invites me to lunch at her house and when I get there I notice she chose not to wear a bra or maybe took it off before and I could see her tits poking out. She didn't even make anything to eat and when she greeted me it was a very long hug and she even intentionally moved her midsection towards my bulge bracket if you know what I mean. So she shows me around and when we get to the master bedroom she tells me "Look. I'm just going to be upfront and say it. I'm physically attracted to you and you know we can both help each other out." I obviously wasn't going to turn this down it was like just too easy. So we had sex and surprisingly it was pretty damn good. I was surprised! She says she wants to be in a committed relationship w/ me and I gave it a minute and thought to myself "hmm not only is she easy to look at, she can help me with connections and the FA business on top of being a fairly wealthy women" So I told her yes and we go to her office and she then shows me to other FAs and is extremely helpful. Crazy how things happen.

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bankhead

about as truthful as your alleged conspiracy theory that Paulson has a vendetta for you

That one's a bit more believable. Paulson, like any parasite, would rather destroy the host than allow himself (or his buddies) removed.

 

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