How to Pseudo-Quit like an Asshole

Got promoted as part of a new layer to facilitate better quality deliverables from the team. During the announcement meeting, this is the IM conversation I am having with one of my new direct reports:

DR: moving on

VP: ok. we will need to talk about roll off timing next week.

DR: no thanks

VP: so your last day is today? do you want to transition to a different team?

DR: nope. Updating my resume for the first time since 2007. 600 open analytics positions.

VP: i understand. there is a need for you to continue working on projects until you leave. are you willing to continue in your role?

DR: who knows.

#ThankUNext #HotGirlSummer

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