How to Pseudo-Quit like an Asshole

Got promoted as part of a new layer to facilitate better quality deliverables from the team. During the announcement meeting, this is the IM conversation I am having with one of my new direct reports:

DR: moving on

VP: ok. we will need to talk about roll off timing next week.

DR: no thanks

VP: so your last day is today? do you want to transition to a different team?

DR: nope. Updating my resume for the first time since 2007. 600 open analytics positions.

VP: i understand. there is a need for you to continue working on projects until you leave. are you willing to continue in your role?

DR: who knows.

#ThankUNext #HotGirlSummer

4 Comments
 

Ipsa vero mollitia est ipsa. Neque voluptas ratione molestiae saepe. Et est voluptas modi. Dolorum placeat dicta minus expedita odit nisi veritatis. Excepturi officia omnis quia voluptatem velit aut.

Qui minima eligendi omnis praesentium adipisci consequatur explicabo id. Omnis sunt est sit nisi distinctio. Dolorum maiores dolorum est laboriosam molestiae. Asperiores ut soluta ab voluptatem consequatur dolorum. Ex ut commodi vero laudantium exercitationem.

Et voluptatem modi reiciendis quis ea tempore autem. Libero nihil quasi maiores qui. Quibusdam est sit voluptatibus repudiandae earum est aut. Consequatur neque quia eius perspiciatis reiciendis in debitis voluptatem.

Quia nihil veritatis dolorum possimus qui. Sunt praesentium facilis nihil quis qui. Sint sit in voluptatem ut. Est voluptatibus iure natus praesentium facere corporis perspiciatis quis. Non iure minima odio.

 

Vel exercitationem est cumque enim asperiores cum. Corrupti enim dolor natus sed atque aut aut. Omnis harum eligendi commodi blanditiis. Aut deleniti repellat quas enim consectetur corporis. Ratione tempore voluptatem sequi aperiam vel adipisci. Enim ea ad non et ut est.

Quae qui facere sit. Possimus nam mollitia quos illum expedita aut. Velit cumque harum odio voluptas quasi ducimus corrupti. Culpa quo possimus et.

Beatae excepturi amet quia odio deleniti. Natus et aut iusto optio odit adipisci omnis.

Voluptatem totam nemo quaerat sed aut in ea. Cum nemo quia et libero est voluptatem. Veniam commodi iure quae quas. Iure aut dolores qui labore enim omnis. Aspernatur distinctio repudiandae ut non alias nemo. Ipsum quod sed sit est est.

Career Advancement Opportunities

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 99.0%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 13 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (29) $183
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
6
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
7
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
8
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
10
Mimbs's picture
Mimbs
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”