How to stop farting

Serious post- incoming Analyst at a BB and I have a problem with farting. Not only do I fart more than the average person, but they truly stink. They don’t make any noises but smell awful. It’s funny right now farting around my friends in college but I need to fix it before I start working. Anyone else had the same problem?


I live a pretty healthy lifestyle; exercise 6 days a week, high protein (not an outrageous amount) 

 

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i unironically had the same problem lol. cut back on the whey protein and replace it with plant based alternatives, do pelvic floor strengthening exercises, stop jerking off, and improve your gut flora (probiotics, yogurt, etc.)

 

Eat fiber. 

It will clean you out and help prevent colon cancer. Colon cancer rates among young people are skyrocketing because everyone eats shit quality food and goes on weird, fad diets. 

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