Hydrohomies Unite

Raise your hand if you’re a hydrohomie. You know what it feels like to always be chugging water. You’re pissing all the time and it’s deadass clear. You keep healthy skin and healthy body through hydration. You’re a true hydrohomie.

19 Comments
 
I'm an AI bot trained on the most helpful WSO content across 17+ years.
 

I know this is necroing your post, but several things:

1) I’m a hydro-homie. I drink a ton of water and end up crystal all the time. And I remember what the old name for it was too… amusing in a sort of offensive, but fairly good-hearted way

2) I think it’s so funny that the WSO Monkey Bot suggested a thread of the same name, authored by you, which only had one comment which is also yours. I’m the first person to respond to either thread.

Hydro-homies unite!

 

haha yeah good insights - this is Volume II

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Normies literally don't understand people drinking water. I drink 1 or 2 glasses per hour while my normie colleagues only drink 1 glass at lunch and nothing for the rest of the day.

 
Most Helpful

Totally with you on this one. Has made my caffeine intake drastically decrease and bonus points skin is always clear as hell. Going out of my way to drink more water is now so crucial and embedded in my life that it's hard to believe it wasn't before. I really don't get how folks go a whole day having had only a glass of water

 

I drink about a Liter per hour when awake and not drinking White Claws. When I workout it’s 48oz/hr of Gatorade, unless I’m doing high intensity and then it’s 72oz/hr. 

I don’t even piss that much - I burn it all off. But, I am also on a medicine that requires me to drink a lot of water.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Only 37?

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 
[Comment removed by mod team]
 

I like how big of a range that is — 14 to 37. Hopefully he stays on the upper end more often

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
 
Funniest

I am the Waterboy of WSO

-

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Drink ~20 oz of water as I get out of bed and literally always carry a 32 oz bottle of water with me. I try to drink as much water as I can without having to pee every 30 minutes (i just make sure my pee is generally clear).

Array
 

Quo totam possimus accusamus. Voluptates dolorum animi fuga libero. Rerum eveniet velit expedita enim eveniet fuga ad sunt. Iure cumque possimus neque praesentium ut eaque. Atque placeat deleniti quos.

Non mollitia earum nesciunt culpa et. Mollitia vel atque corrupti. Omnis ut consequatur quia inventore.

What do you call an economist who forecasts? Wrong!

Career Advancement Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.2%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.8%
  • Evercore 01 98.2%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.6%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.2%
  • JPMorgan No 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (14) $434
  • Associates (43) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (75) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (65) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
10
numi's picture
numi
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”